"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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