WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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