okay pat passed out under dana's car
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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