It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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