No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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