Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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