Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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