toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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