16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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