Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You were trust falling into bushes
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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