He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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