Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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