U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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