im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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