The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Holy shit dude........stairs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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