Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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