what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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