someone get that fucking seahorse.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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