South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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