Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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