WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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