That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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