I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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