Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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