I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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