i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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