Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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