She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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