Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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