Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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