i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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