I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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