...so i touched it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
two words...techno handjob
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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