You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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