i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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