at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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