omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My ass is underappreciated
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