Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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