My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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