D3 body, D1 cock
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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