They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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