My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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