bring money and cleavage
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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