STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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