Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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