that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Banned from zoo.
Again?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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