But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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