how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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