oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there was a trapeze. enough said
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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