We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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