i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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