Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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