The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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