i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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