Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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