I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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