What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
