No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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